December 19th, 2008


I Tries To Make Monez For Daddy!

My daddy seems to give shitz about money. I'm not sure whys. Itz just paper.

But anywazs I was talking to this cool female lady. She never gaves me foodz, but she did sayz that daddys thing where he arguz abouts muzic might makes some money for more tuna for me!

Itz like an ad where you can buy Metallica bobbleheads and shitz like that!

Checkx it out!

Loves you all!


I Don't Get It

At least once a week on Elance there is someone who wants an ebook or articles written on how to pick winning lottery numbers.

How is that possible?

From The Freelance Job Boards

Project Description:

Need a 50 - 75 page book on growing heirlooms. Writer should be a gardener and a master gardener would be better yet. My company sells a package of seeds and we want to help our customers grow heirlooms successfully.

Writer's Block: Now Showing

The holiday season is a big time for box office revenues. What Hollywood releases are you looking forward to seeing in the theater this month? What would you not go see even if someone paid you?

To see: Monster Cock Junkies 4

To not see: Any film George Lucas makes for the rest of his life unless it's titled "Darth Vadar In A Black Suit Killing Ewoks."