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December 3rd, 2008

Writer's Block: Your Threads

What does your favorite "you" outfit consist of?


Black button down shirt, black jacket, black pants, black shoes, black socks.

In Which I Am An Idiot

So, this morning the lights go off in the apartment and I become enraged.

Because the EDF is the most poorly run company in the world and very often "forgets" to credit payments you make them and then cuts you off for non payment I assume they've fucked me.

I look out the window and see the EDF truck outside. So I quickly gather up my receipt for paying the last bill, plus the new bill which clearly states that it's not due for another week.

I then put on clothes, go outside and start screaming at the EDF guy, pointing at my receipt and bill and calling him "not only a representative of a foul communist run organization, but an incompetent communist worker."

When I paused to take a breath he points around the corner and says one clear word in English: "Vandalism."

I look over and see that someone had set the main power grid for my block on fire.

"We'll have it fixed in a couple hours," he said. "Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite."

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Writer's Block: Be Prepared

We live in uncertain times. Earthquakes, hurricanes, the ever-present threat of zombies—do you have a disaster plan ready in case one of these things happens to you?


Rape, pillage and drink.

Not even goats and chickens would be safe from the power of my cock during a disaster.

Porn Request

A couple Three Five Six Seven of you lovely ladies have already been nice and sent me pictures of yourselves since Rome Girl went off to Italy.

To these two three five six seven ladies, I say "Thanks! I adore you!"

If anyone else wants to become one of my "favorite friends" and send me their pictures I'd be more than happy to receive them and be very discreet and not show them to anyone.

I love you all!

P.S. My email address is bcalendar@aim.com

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