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Does it seem to anyone else like the Indian soldiers are completely incompetent?
More than two days to deal with a bunch of armed Pakistani fishermen? Really? And have you noticed that they are letting reporters into the lobby of the fucking hotels where hostages are being kept? WTF? Even the worst cop in America would know to fucking create a secure crime scene, so, you know, like CNN reporters won't be taken hostage! Do they simply have no clue what they are doing, or are these terrorists some kind of weird masterminds? As Rome Girl just said, "They got to get this shit under control."
When, do you think, will the Firefox spellchecker recognize Obama?
Today I got my hair cut.
Whenever I go get my hair cut, Rome Girl always asks "What are you going to have them do?" I'm not sure why she bothers, since I always respond either "Pink dreads" or "Green Mohawk." You'd think she'd have learned over the years that some questions elicit snark.