Thanksgiving is almost here in the U.S., heralding the start of the holiday season and the first of many meals where you might be confronted with a traditional dish that you happen to find disgusting. What holiday food do you hate to see on the table?
Seriously, if I have to pick sides on the Saudi Oil Minister versus Pirates, Pirates win hands down.
I love the fact that they've now hired a spokesman.
What's next as we descend back through the centuries?
Vikings? Are we soon going to see angry swedes in boats trying to pillage foreign lands?
And, you know somewhere Obama is thinking: "The economy. Fine. Two bad wars. Fine. Global warming. I can deal with that. But, am I really a president in the 21st Century who has to deal with fucking pirates? WTF?"
"Because I had to get up three hours earlier than usual, we have people drilling stuff in our bathroom, I wont be able to shower before I see my shrink, it's cold, I'm writing an ebook on affiliate marketing and your client who was supposed to pay us yesterday hasn't paid us yet."
"Oh," Rome Girl said. "I really just came out to bum a cigarette. I think I'll stay on my side of the apartment for a while."