November 20th, 2008

I Feel Pretty

Someone just posted a picture of me from when I was pregnant Jamie Lynne Spears for Halloween on Facebook.

I figured I'd share it with you.


The Shield

Do we really only have one more episode to go before this series ends?

The episode tonight was not only the best episode of the entire series, it may have been the best episode of any television show in history.

It was certainly the bravest and most challenging episode of television I've ever seen.

Vic finally confessing to everything, with both the local and federal cops looking on in stunned silence and horror, was beautiful.

Rome Girl, who usually finds the show depressing and awful, just burst out laughing. I just watched in a mixture of amusement and astonishment.

It was fucking brilliant television.


Writer's Block: Smoked Out

Beer and cigarettes once went together like bread and butter, but now smoking in bars is banned in many cities. When you see smokers standing outside bars in the cold and rain, what is your first reaction? Walk on by, join them, or scorn them?

Scorn the smoke Nazis who created these laws because they apparently can't tell the difference between a bar and a day care center. Seriously, people don't go to bars to be healthy. They go there to get drunk, do coke, get bathroom blow jobs, eat greasy food and not give a shit.

All these laws have done is create giant clouds of smoke outside the bars and made sure that smokers get cold a few times a night.

Out Of Tune

So, the courts have forced E-harmony to open up a site for the gays.

The deal is that for years the site claimed that the only reason they didn't allow gays or lesbians on their site is that they had no clue what caused gay couples to be compatible. They assured everyone that it had nothing to do with the company being run by evangelical Christians.

But, the gays sued and the courts said that they can't discriminate against boys who like boys who like girls who like boys who treat girls like they're boys like they're girls....

And now, their new site is up!

The problem is they still admit they know nothing about gay or lesbian relationships, so they don't think that the algorithm will actually work.

I'm torn on this one:

1. Am I mad at the fundies who didn't want to help the gays get laid?

2. Or am I mad at the courts for forcing a company to create a dating site that people probably won't use because it probably won't work?

3. Also, is this worse than when the dude who runs Manhunt gave money to both the McCain campaign and the campaign to quash gay marriage in California?

4. And, after this, what's to stop a straight woman from suing or

Anyway, it's some fucked up shit all around.

Sac A Main

Yesterday when I was waiting for Rome Girl to get back from her girly day, I walked by a store that had a handbag with the logo from the film "Breakfast At Tiffany's" on it.

I had to buy it for her - it was just too perfect.


Wherever James May Roam

Metallica just announced that they are going to be playing Nimes this summer.

That's a five minute train ride from my home! And the arena in Nimes is a Roman arena - which means I'll be able to see Metallica play in the same stadium where they used to feed Christians to lions!

It will be my 20th Metallica concert!


You'll Have To Swallow.....

...after you learn tons of new recipes that will help you cook with semen.

Just check out the description:

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."