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November 15th, 2008

Innies

Girls with inverted nipples.

From The Freelance Job Boards

Project Description:

Looking for a female writer with thinning hair.

Writer's Block: Annals of Animal Warfare

Putting the laws of time and plausiblity aside, picture a battle between the megalodon (a prehistoric shark with a six-foot jaw span) and a giant squid (reported to be the size of a school bus). Who would win?


John McCain

An Amerian In Paris

Damn, Lindsay Lohan finally comes to my country (to get engaged!) and some French dude dumps a bag of flour over her head while screaming "Fur hag!"

Supposedly they are going to celebrate their engagement in the South of France, so I left a note on her My Space inviting both of them to Vert Anglais pub quiz next week.


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The Definition Of Optimism

Downloading the new Indiana Jones film even though George Lucas has spent more than a decade trying to destroy my childhood heroes and memories.
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Deep Thoughts Meme

If your pet could star in a new version of The Facts Of Life, which character would they be?

I think my cat would be Tootie.

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