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October 23rd, 2008

I Feel Sorry For Slash And Buckethead

Dr. Pepper keeps its promise.

PLANO, Texas, Oct 22, 2008 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ -- Don't cry, Guns N' Roses fans. The agonizing wait for the 17 years-in-the-making masterpiece Chinese Democracy will finally be over (fingers crossed) on Nov. 23, 2008. Sure, there have been more rumored release dates than the 23 flavors of Dr Pepper, but if Chinese Democracy hits stores as announced today, it's going to be so easy, easy for every American to get a free Dr Pepper as promised.
"We never thought this day would come," said Tony Jacobs, vice president of marketing for Dr Pepper. "But now that it's here all we can say is: The Dr Pepper's on us."
Dr Pepper is ready to give out free soda coupons to every American when the album releases on Nov. 23, 2008. If you're out to get a free Dr Pepper just follow these simple steps:
HOW TO GET YOUR FREE DR PEPPER

1. On the Nov. 23, 2008 release date, go to www.drpepper.com
2. Register your information to receive a coupon for one free 20-oz. Dr
Pepper.
3. When your coupon arrives, redeem it wherever Dr Pepper is sold.
4. Drink your Dr Pepper slowly to experience all 23 flavors. Dr's
orders.



Coupons will be available for 24 hours, starting at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time on Nov. 23, 2008. Allow 4-6 weeks for coupon to arrive. Coupons will expire on Feb. 28, 2009. Limit one coupon per person. Full terms and conditions available at www.drpepper.com .

A Mile For A Lucky

Study claims that cigarette warning labels make people want to smoke more, not less.

I'm Just Saying

I know that colon cleansing products are popular, but I really, really hate writing the ad copy for them.

It's just nasty.

I'd rather write dwarf scat bukakke.

I Want Jello Shots

I can't fucking believe this!

For the link phobic, the New York Times has hired a new op-ed writer. And it's this man:

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WTF??

Why the fuck didn't they hire this dude instead? Oh, wait. Because he's smart and interesting and isn't a self righteous douchenozzle.

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