October 9th, 2008

Sarah Palin Blow Up Sex Doll

Yes, it realy exists.

I just might order it. Hell, there's a chance she'll fuck the country, so why not fuck her!

The best part of the Sarah Palin blow up sex doll is the ad copy on the site. I so fucking wish I'd been hired to write it myself:

"Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy
• Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate
• Three ways to do this doll: mouth, pussy or ass
• Give her a mouthful
• Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote
• Let her pound your gavel over and over
• Bypass the Bush and have some MILF
• It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol
• She’s the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years"

From The Freelance Job Boards Part Eww!

Project Description:

Want to try a new colon cleaning product but can’t bring yourself to shell out the money for it? This opportunity is for you! We are looking for volunteers to try the natural colon cleaning product of your choice and provide us with a review. Here’s the deal:

You try a colon cleaning product, keeping a photo (or video) diary and daily written journal about your experiences. We’ll reimburse you for the cost of your product and pay you $100 for your write-up and photos (or $250 for write-up and videos).

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Seriously???

They want people to videotape their poos for money?

Has the economy actually gotten that bad?

"Hey, here's pictures of my shit! You sure did clean out my colon! That looks like a shit snake in there!"

WTF????

Knitting

"You are really starting to pull the black threads out of your head," my shrink told me today.

I think that's a compliment.