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October 8th, 2008

The Dark Side

Quentin Tarantino is a Sith Lord.

I say this because as someone who didn't think Zombie Strippers, I Spit On Your Grave and Cum Fart Tsunami were tasteless, even I'm a little taken aback by the premise of his new movie.


"The film would contain scenes of bloody vengeance exacted by Jews against Nazis. One campaign would be carried out by Jews in the U.S. Army intent on scalping Nazi soldiers on occupied French soil; another would be a Jewish refugee's revenge against the Nazi officer who murdered her parents.

Brad Pitt is to play Jewish-American Lt. Aldo Raine, the leader of a revenge squad known as "The Bastards," who launch a killing spree in which they hang, torture, disembowel and scalp German soldiers and engrave Swastikas on their foreheads."

Muffin Tops

Reading Fleshbot, AVN and various other adult industry trade publications I've noticed that Muffin Tops (link is NSFW) are the new big trend in porn.

All the studios that a year or two ago were making various variations of the MILF theme are now putting out tons of Muffin Top videos.

For the non porn people, Muffin Tops are girls who are just chubby enough so that a bit of belly spills out of the top of their jeans, looking like the top of a muffin.

I'm all for it, in the sense that I'd rather see a muffin top than the average unnaturally skinny girl in porn, but I wonder where the trend comes from.

Still it is nice to see something where the girls look at least vaguely like women you'd meet in real life.

From The Freelance Job Boards

Project Description:

Attention professionals: I am looking for an individual (Preferably female) that is or has worked in the food industry.

The purpose of the manual that I want you to write, simply put would be "How to get a date with your waitrer/waitress/server" The manual would cover all the aspects from what to wear, what to say, how to act, eye contact, whether you ask seeing them the first time or ask next time, possible scripts for the conversations, etc... Things of that nature that would actually give valuable information and REALLY get someone a date. (Or atleast really help them to succeed)

I figured in order for you to write effective material for this project one must have had experience. If you think that you are knowledgable on the subject like you have had TONS of experience getting dates or something like that then please bid and tell me why you can do a good job on this project.

Palindrome

Sarah Palin may play Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live.

I'm no fan of Palin, but I do love shit that's this fucking meta.

So Gay

As Gawker points out, the National Ad Council is trying to get teenagers to stop describing things as "gay" or "so gay."

I have the solution.

Instead of "gay" can we just start calling things "Palin?"

"Man, that article was totally Palin."

"I don't want to hang out with those dudes because they are so fucking Palin."

"I totally had a crush on this guy," the girl said. "Until I found out he was Palin."
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