Half Over
Tonight with Miss Darling and over the past few days with Rome Girl, I've started to try to figure out what I want to do in February when I turn 40.
Rome Girl has said that as far as she's concerned all bets are off and as long as she doesn't have to witness bad behavior or be around me I can do anything I want.
"You only turn 40 once," she said. "I don't want to be near you when you go off the rails, but you do need to go mad and I won't fucking hold it against you."
So, Rome Girl, Miss Darling and I have been discussing some options.
1. My favorite brothel in Barcelona. Vodka and (safer sex) blow jobs for as long as my liver and penis can stand it. Miss Darling used to run a brothel and has offered to come with me and help pick out the best girls for the job. (She also points out that this would be relatively cheap since blow jobs are only 50 a shot and if I'm drinking I'd probably not be able to do more than three and two would honestly be more likely.)
2. Blackjack in Monte Carlo with me in a James Bond style tux with a high end escort on my side (not for sexual purposes, just for the sense of having a beautiful young babe totally pampering me while I play cards.)
3. Cocaine fueled tour of all the bars and clubs of Montpellier. ("I'll just sleep at a friend's place and let you go nuts," was Rome Girl's comment to this suggestion. "But, I won't let you get away with coke again until you are 50.")
4. Big sloppy drunken night with my friends at Vert Anglais with a bunch of strippers to entertain us all.
5. Snorting heroin for the one and only time in my life just to find out why the fuck people would ever do it.
6. Buying some completely overpriced and unnecessary toy like a vintage Centipede or Defender arcade game or Playstation 3 with Rock Band.
7. Attempt a heist to steal the Mona Lisa.
8. Harry's Bar in Paris all night where they are known to make the best Martinis in the world even though they charge 16 euros per Martini.
9. Solo one day pub crawl/stripper crawl/brothel crawl in some city/country I've never been to before and will never go back to again like Bulgaria or Prague.
Your thoughts?
Any other suggestions?
The Drunk Ex Pat Writer wants to know... on the QT and very, very hush hush...
Rome Girl has said that as far as she's concerned all bets are off and as long as she doesn't have to witness bad behavior or be around me I can do anything I want.
"You only turn 40 once," she said. "I don't want to be near you when you go off the rails, but you do need to go mad and I won't fucking hold it against you."
So, Rome Girl, Miss Darling and I have been discussing some options.
1. My favorite brothel in Barcelona. Vodka and (safer sex) blow jobs for as long as my liver and penis can stand it. Miss Darling used to run a brothel and has offered to come with me and help pick out the best girls for the job. (She also points out that this would be relatively cheap since blow jobs are only 50 a shot and if I'm drinking I'd probably not be able to do more than three and two would honestly be more likely.)
2. Blackjack in Monte Carlo with me in a James Bond style tux with a high end escort on my side (not for sexual purposes, just for the sense of having a beautiful young babe totally pampering me while I play cards.)
3. Cocaine fueled tour of all the bars and clubs of Montpellier. ("I'll just sleep at a friend's place and let you go nuts," was Rome Girl's comment to this suggestion. "But, I won't let you get away with coke again until you are 50.")
4. Big sloppy drunken night with my friends at Vert Anglais with a bunch of strippers to entertain us all.
5. Snorting heroin for the one and only time in my life just to find out why the fuck people would ever do it.
6. Buying some completely overpriced and unnecessary toy like a vintage Centipede or Defender arcade game or Playstation 3 with Rock Band.
7. Attempt a heist to steal the Mona Lisa.
8. Harry's Bar in Paris all night where they are known to make the best Martinis in the world even though they charge 16 euros per Martini.
9. Solo one day pub crawl/stripper crawl/brothel crawl in some city/country I've never been to before and will never go back to again like Bulgaria or Prague.
Your thoughts?
Any other suggestions?
The Drunk Ex Pat Writer wants to know... on the QT and very, very hush hush...