October 3rd, 2008

Fuck!!!!!!

Palin is really, really good at debating on camera.

Why, why, why did Obama pick Biden? He's a smart guy but at least on my CNN video stream he comes off like a non charismatic douche.

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need the dems to win, but shit Biden is costing us points.

Did he really need to say "past is prologue?"

Fuck!!!!!

I know what a prologue is and so does everyone on my friends list, but a shitload of people in Ohio, Penn and Florida won't have a clue what the motherfucker is talking about.


Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Meme Everyone Is Doing Today

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Cool Satire

In which Radar writes what they imagine a Sarah Palin porn script would contain.

Sample:

PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.

JOE: I have a big hammer.

PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.

(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts to undo his belt. He stops her.)

JOE: Let's go take a look at the tanning bed first.

PALIN: Oooh, okay.

(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. JOE carefully inspects the machine.)

JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws lose.

PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.

(PALIN pounces on JOE and throws him onto the top of the tanning bed. She quickly rips off his jeans.)

PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!

JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?

PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.

JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?