September 30th, 2008


Fact: I stayed up until 5:30 a.m. playing Tiger Woods Gold on Wii.

Fact: This means I slept until 1:30 p.m.

Fact: Rome Girl put my bathrobe in the wash this morning.

Fact: The landlord was due to show up at 2 p.m. to collect the rent.

Fact: When I don't have my bathrobe, I work in just a T-shirt with no bottoms.

Fact: The landlord knocked on the door just before 2 p.m. , so I told Rome Girl to deal with it and went into the bedroom to play with the cat.

Fact: This was the one time the landlord decided to come into our bedroom to deal with the windows.

Fact: I think he saw more of me than he wanted to.

Ears Bleeding

Dear French and English People,

Queen and Oasis suck. This was agreed on during a meeting about seven years ago.

Given your willingness to blast both groups out your windows, I must assume that you didn't get the memo.

Sorry about that.