September 22nd, 2008


You know you are out of shape when five hours of playing Tiger Woods Golf 07 on Wii with your girlfriend leaves your arms sore the next morning.

On the plus side, the game is cool. You can make your character look like anything you want with about 200 different ways of adjusting skin color, facial structure, body type, hair style etc...

"I'm creating my ultimate man," Rome Girl said.

I personally wanted to create a 4'2'' black golfer in old white man golfing pants, a 12 inch tall afro and a long platinum blond beard, but this idea was rejected.

Fleshlight Version 4: A New Hope

Wow, this ad for the Fleshlight Stamina Unit astounds me. The premise is that it's somehow set up to help you learn how to delay your ejaculation during sex.

Excuse me, but don't most dudes own Fleshlights because they don't have living, breathing vaginal life support systems to train with at home?

Or, are there dudes who want to make sure they waste as much time as possible masturbating?

The mind boggles.