September 18th, 2008

Photo Meme

take a picture of yourself right now. don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture. post that picture with NO editing. post these instructions with your picture.

(Note: I feel like I'm cheating. My webcam isn't good enough to take pictures at night so I had Rome Girl take this picture instead of me taking it myself. Other than that, I've followed the rules. No editing. No b.s.)


Question For The Ladies

What would be the most appealing thing for you about your man being in a male chastity belt?

I know that for many of you there may not be much appeal - but if it happened what would be the thing you like about it most?

1. Knowing he's guaranteed to be faithful to you.

2. Him not being able to masturbate, so you know he'll always be rock hard and ready to fuck at a moment's notice.

3. Feeling like you are in charge of your sexual relationship.

4. Territorial satisfaction - knowing his cock is "your property."

5. Becoming the dominant partner in the relationship.

6. Him being more willing to please you with foreplay, oral sex and household chores so that you'll unlock him.

7. Not being bothered all the time for penetrative sex.

8. Keeping him from cumming except during intercourse to increase the odds of conception during sex.

9. The idea that it's just plain kinky.

10. Other - please explain.




"Fuck, I hate this day," Rome Girl said.

"What's the matter," I replied.

"I had insomnia and it's fucked up my whole day," she replied. "I should have just stayed awake and kept working when I realized it was 8 a.m. and I hadn't slept."

"That sucks," I said.

"You know what it's like," she replied. "You get insomnia. It just fucks up your whole day."

"I can think of one member of our family who never has insomnia," I said, pointing to my sleeping cat.

"Yeah," Rome Girl said. "She has necrophilia."

"What," I exclaimed.

"I meant narcolepsy," she said. "I hope she doesn't have necrophilia."

Best Email Ever From A Girlfriend

i took a sleeping pill, so i'm out for the count (hopefully!). bitch face cunt cat ran over my laptop and deleted what i had written for website client, so i am officially giving up on this day from hell. love you, please don't wake me or i will be a zombie bitch.