September 12th, 2008

9/12

Ten years ago today I got married.

Six years ago today, my wife left me on our anniversary.

At the time I was angry with her.

But today, I want to say "Thank You" to the former Jessica Anne Calendar.

Because if you hadn't left me:

I wouldn't have met Rome Girl who is the love of my life.

I would never have become friends with:

Trixiee

One Starr Watt

Rock Star Julia

Blond Lesbian

Cockney Geezer

Hippy IT Boy

The Ice Man

The Correct Bartender

Xanax Bartender

Nick The Greek

JoJo

Brunette Lesbian

Sean

Mariah

MK

Howie

Investment Banker Rich

Rome Girl's Friend who is just like Janice on Friends

charlotte_webb

Young Tony

Ed Ward

And a dozen other people I'd take a bullet for.

At the time I thought that Sept. 12, 2002 was the worst day of my life.

But the next time I kiss Rome Girl, I'll be reminded that it was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Bart

Horror

Get ready to be horrified by Marry Our Daughter.

"Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.

Those who wish to list their Daughters with our site should click on SIGN UP OUR DAUGHTER on our main page for a form to fill out.

Those who wish to propose to a specific Daughter should click on the PROPOSE button on the Daughter’s INFO CARD. "

Some of the girls on this site are 14!!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with these people!!!!

And it gets more and more horrifying the deeper you dig into the site!!!!

"Ashlee is into sports, clothes, jewelry and current pop music. She is a typical teenage girl except that she is impatient to get on with her life, which she sees as having a husband and raising kids. She tells us none of the boys her own age are interesting to her because they “are still little kids” and she is looking for an adult to start a life with."

WTF?????


WTF???????

Wanking In Wyoming

AVN, the best adult industry trade publication, released their annual porn survey today.

The goal of the survey is to figure out where the highest level of online porn consumption is so that people get direct their marketing correctly.

This year the results show that Wyoming has the highest per capital level of porn consumption of all 50 states.

Who knew?

Last year Ohio took the prize - and that state still accounts for 4.9 percent of all online porn consumption.