September 4th, 2008

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Your result for The Perception Personality Image Test...

HFPS - The Humanitarian

Humanity, Foreground, Big Picture, and Shape

You perceive the world with particular attention to humanity. You focus on what's in front of you (the foreground) and how that fits into the larger picture. You are also particularly drawn towards the shapes around you. Because of the value you place on humanity, you tend to seek out other people and get energized by being around others. You like to deal directly with whatever comes your way without dealing with speculating possibilities or outcomes you can't control. You are in tune with all that is around you and understand your life as part of a larger whole. You prefer a structured environment within which to live and you like things to be predictable.

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Brit's Back Baby! Brit's Back!

Britney Spears signed to open the MTV Video Music Awards.

Man, I'm not sure if this is a case of lowered or highered expectations.

At one level if she shows up sober and not speaking in tongues she's done better than people expect.

On the other hand that would be boring and she wouldn't get the publicity bounce she probably wants. But, to be crazy enough to actually get written up she'd have to be nuttier than she was last year. What exactly would accomplish this?

Set herself on fire to protest the Iraq war?

Announce that she's a lesbian? (Wait, didn't someone else do this to fix their image already?)

Inform the public that she's pregnant with Mark Ronson's baby?

Two words: Wardrobe malfunction.

French kiss Sarah Palin?

Snort fire ants up her nose while singing "I Did It Again?"

Endorse Organic Free Range Cocaine?


Flick Your Bick

When I was on my way back from my shrink last night I stopped into a Tabac for a bottle of water.

I noticed they were selling a Bic pay as you go cellphone. The cool thing is that it's a cell phone but also a cigarette lighter.

Other than how hard this would make it to light a cigarette while talking on the phone, it is a fairly cool idea.

Deep Thoughts

Am I the only one who wants to write Obama/Palin interracial impregnation erotica?

Seriously, I've read enough Malfoy/Herminone, Snape/Dumbledore, Spears/Lohan, Narnia kids/Weasly children, Obama/H.Clinton and Obama/B. Clinton slash fiction to last a lifetime.

Something involving Palin moaning "pull out" while her interior monologue is hoping he'll give her Baby #6 would be so wrong, it just might be right.

Deep Thoughts Part Two

I wonder what the suffragettes would have thought if they'd been told 100 years ago that the endgame of the women's rights movement would be to create the first female warmonger Secretary of State followed by the first female anti-reproductive choices Christian fundamentalist president?


Q. Why was Sarah Palin happy that Cheny and Dubya were not at the convention?

A. Because her children were there and she wants to keep them away from both bush and dick!