September 3rd, 2008

The Future

1. McCain/Palin win.

2. McCain has a heart attack while fucking a transvestite hooker dressed up as Monica Lewinsky and dies.

3. Palin is sworn in as president.

4. She creates a new cabinet post, "Secretary of Fashion" and appoints Paris Hilton to the job.

5. Paris is the one cabinet member they leave behind during Palin's State of the Union address.

6. Terrorists bomb congress during the State of the Union.

7. Paris Hilton becomes president.

8. The world rejoices.

LiLo On Palin

When it comes to feminist issues and politics in America there is really only one voice I trust - Lidsay Lohan.

So it is with great joy that I noticed that Lohan had decided to blog about Sarah Palin.

"I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to 'teen pregnancy'- It's all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.

I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter's pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin's views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.

Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden."


Rock on LiLo! Keep telling it like it is and keeping it real!


Mini Rant

I am so fucking tired of all the online ads for the new Little Mermaid film.

I'm generally anti-censorship but if I had a daughter the original Little Mermaid is a film I would never, ever let her watch.

Sure, all of the Disney films are retro when it comes to women's issues to one degree or another - but the theme of the Little Mermaid is that she has to find a man in order to become a human being.

Got that girls - you are not even a real person unless you have a boyfriend!

Add to that that essentially every female character is fucked up to one degree or another and it leaves a big taste of gak in my mouth.

Another Lohan Post

Because this entry on her blog is just so fucking cute.

She lists her mood as "smitten" and then writes this:

"so, samantha and i are looking for DIXIE CUPS... does anyone remember them??? They were given in school as a desert. They are half vanilla/half chocolate.. I have to have them before she gets back-so anyone that can help me find them-please please please, post it for me to see!!!!

take care xoxo

this song is for sr... ILY "


It's the "sr.... ILY" that gets me.



I am currently downloading:

1. Season 7 Episode 1 of The Shield

2. The first two episodes of the new 90210.

3. The new Metallica album

I love life.