August 29th, 2008

Tim Pawlenty? Really?

Ok, so I thought the Democrats were the suicidal party this time around - but McCain picking Tim Pawlenty as his VP (if the roughly 300 websites quoting anonymous sources on this can be believed) shows that the GOP is beyond clueless.

(Though who the fuck knows. He was named the VP pick on CNN, Drudge and AOL News 30 minutes ago, but now those stories have disappeared from all three websites. He's still named the nominee on a shitload of blogs and less credible websites, but there is the chance that they, like me, figured that CNN, Drudge and AOL had some clue what they were talking about. Anyway, I'm still going with the joke, because it took me too long to find the images I wanted for this post.)

If you want to go down in flames why not pick either :

1. Grand Moff Tarkin



2. Nikki Six


At least they'd be fun!

True Blood

We watched the pre-air version of the pilot of True Blood last night (it has one scene missing, but other than that is what will air next week on HBO) and so far it's really good.

I don't want to give anything away, but it's really, really sexy and deals with issues like racism and homophobia in a very interesting and novel way.

Plus, it makes fun of the pretentiousness of Anne Rice, the ridiculousness of expensive health drinks, consumer culture and drug addiction in subtle but on the money ways.

I highly suggest giving it a go!

What Are Your Limits

As Fleshbot notes today most of the major airlines are scrambling to integrate technology that will allow you to search the web while you fly.

Now, you just know that this means that eventually you are going to get stuck next to someone watching weird porn. (Sure, they'll try to block sites, but pornfan hackers will beat anything they throw at them.)

So, the question remains - which of these real porn titles would squick you out the most if you noticed your seatmate was watching them during the flight.

1. Cum Fart Tsunami.

2. Vagina Slimes.

3. Bowlin' In Her Colon.

4. Snow White And The Three Dwarves.

5. Anal Fireball.

6. Adventures of the Fart Bitches.

7. Cake Farts.

8. Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo.

9. Butt Nuggets.

10. Yo Quiero Taco Smell.

Or you could give up on porn and simply get married and have real actual sex every night - and perhaps even convince your partner to give you a weekly cum fart tsunami.

In that case you'd want to go shopping for wedding dresses and wedding rings.

For me the the best part of a wedding is getting the wedding gifts. Of course before that can happen you need to send out some awesome wedding invitations.

Then you'll be on your way to finding butt nuggets in no time flat!



A woman from the state that has the largest amount of oil reserves on our country.

Imagine that - someone who can appeal to women pissed off about the Hillary stuff who is also on good speaking terms with the oil companies and their lobby.

I'm shocked - shocked at this news.