August 27th, 2008

SO Meme

1. They are watching TV. What are they watching?
Arrested Development or West Wing

2. You're out to eat. What kind of dressing do they get on their salad?
I have never paid attention to anyone's salad dressing in my life.

3. What's one food this person doesn't like? What's one food this person could not live without?
Chocolate and cheese covered pork chops.
Pasta.

4. You go out to the bar. He/she orders...
Mohito.

5. Where did he/she go to high school?
Ocean City

6. What size shoe do they wear?
Does any male know this about their girlfriend?

7. If this person were to collect anything, it would be...
Frank Sinatra memorabilia.

8. What is their favorite type of sandwich?
Bagel sandwhiches.

9. This person could eat ______ everyday.
Pasta.

10. Favorite cereal?
No idea. We live a cereal free life.

11. This person wouldn't be caught dead wearing?
A hot pink leather corset with 12 inch high mauve colored stiletto heals.

12. Favorite sports team?
Knicks.

13. Who will he/she vote for?
Obama.

14. What is their sign?
Sagittarius.

15. What is something you do that he/she wishes you didn't?
Killing hookers and/or priests on my bi-monthly cocaine binges.

16. How many states has this person lived in?
All of them, I think.

17. What is his/her heritage?
Irish/Italian.

18. You bake them a cake for their birthday. What kind do you bake?
As long as I got her a bottle of Veuve Clicot it wouldn't matter.

19. Did he/she play sports in high school?
No.

20. This person could spend hours...
On the beach.

21. He/She wants a new...
Reason to believe in America.

22. The CD I would probably find in their vehicle is...
Frank Sinatra live in Vegas.

23. What can you do that will guarantee a laugh from him/her?
Mention that I have a big cock.

24. Does he/she get along well with their family?
Yes.

25. If money wasn't an option, I would buy him/her...
A condo in central Rome.

Pop Culture Trivia!

I've still got some mental energy after writing a sales letter, so let's see how you guys can do on random pop culture trivia without using Wikipedia!

1. Who stared in the television pilot Fox Force Five?

2. Who isn't straight out of Compton, but is, instead, straight out of the trailer?

3. If they "Call Alabama The Crimson Tide" what should you call me?

4. Which singer throws audience members out of his concerts when they request "Summer of 69."

5. Name one song written by Brian Warner.

6. Whose back catalog of books recently skyrocketed back into the Amazon best seller lists after a political scandal?

7. Which film featured this classic line: "Let's get sushi and not pay."

8. Who refused to talk to the cops about Heath Ledger's death unless they were given immunity?

9. What actor, who has a "pretty" daughter, will be playing the bad guy in the next season of 24.

10. Which famous couple will get 2,000 euros in welfare benefits to help raise their children in France?

11. What long term ailment does Pamela Anderson suffer from (other than odd taste in men.)

12. Which rocker just lost his UK passport because of crimes he committed outside of the UK?