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August 19th, 2008

Deep Thoughts

When I was a child they used to run an ad on television telling us to "Look for the Union label when you are buying a shirt, dress or blouse."

I wonder why they thought it was cool for us to buy and own pants made by non union workers?

Deep Thoughts Part Two

I think Obama should pick Samuel L. Jackson to be his running mate.

Instead of giving speeches he could simply stand up in front of people screaming "I'm tired of these motherfucking republicans in this motherfucking White House."

Plus, all of America could unite over his pledge to keep snakes off of planes.

From The Freelance Job Boards

Project Description:

What I need done:
I need a 2-3 page statement written based on my life which will be used in part for admission to graduate school. More specific details will be given upon assignment however I do have a fairly good idea of what I want written. It must be creative and unique.

What I already have versus what the provider will build:
I have an outline of what must be included as well as a specific style of writing that the statement must fulfill. The provider will fill in the statement with quality details.

Other context/requirements that providers will need to know:
The target audience is admission committees in the United States. The paper will be under 1000 words total.

Specific expertise that I am seeking:
If you have served on an admission board of any school or have experience writing in newspapers or other published print this would be good to know. As well I am expecting creativity and professionalism in the paper.

Yumminess

Fleshbot's gallery of sexy girls wearing boy's clothes.

Dick In A Box

A new reality show Monster Hunt is about trying to find the hottest guy with the biggest dick in America.

Really.

"The search is on for men who carry large packages, men who take pride in their junk, men who, well... have very large penises. “We want to show the American public the raw reality of what it’s like to have what all men dream of. Does it really give the confidence and strength we all think it does?” asks Greg Duke, co-founder of Monster Hunt Live."

How the fuck are they going to broadcast this on television? Has the FCC really changed that much since I've been gone?

Who do you think the core audience will be? Gay men? Women? 15 year old girls?

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Free Falling

A whole bunch of cops, some in riot gear, are currently trying to talk a guy down from jumping off his balcony.

The dude has already broken the glass and cut his face with it and keeps screaming "Ca va bien!" over and over again.

This should be interesting.

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