August 17th, 2008

I'm Just Saying

That if the various women who've lived in my building over the past two years are any indication, French girls sound really weird when they have sex.

They sound more "dramatic" than the British and American girls I've heard or been with. Plus, instead of a build up to a climax or excitement it seems more of a rolling thing.

It's almost like there is no real "orgasm" because it sounds like they treat the entire process as the climax. There never seems to be a point where they get louder or more enthusiastic. Instead there seems to be a level of noise and moaning that is constant from start to finish.

So, so, odd.

Virginia Is For Lovers - But Not Orgies

STAUNTON, Va. - The jury in the After Hours Video obscenity case convicted the store and owner Rick Krial on one misdemeanor charge of selling an obscene item.

The four-day trial centered on the sale of two adult DVDs to undercover police officers shortly after the adult video store opened on Springhill Road in Staunton in October. The jury of four men and three women watched the movies in question - Sugar Britches and City Girls Extreme Gang Bang - yesterday in court.

City Girls Extreme Gang Bang led to the obscenity conviction. Sugar Britches was not found obscene by the jury. Jurors deliberated for one hour and 44 minutes before returning the verdict.

"When we talked to the jurors, they said basically that the multiple partners is where they drew the line," Krial's attorney Paul Cambria told AVN. "One was a gang bang and one was just one [scene] after another...Same sex acts, same stuff, but they drew the line at multiple partners. I never had one where the material was that close in what it had content-wise where they split the baby."


Yes, you fucking read that correctly. The Virginia jury had no problem with girls sucking cock, girls eating pussy, guys fucking girls up the ass, girls getting fucked 20 ways to Sunday - as long as the girls only had one partner at a time.

But, as soon as a second partner was introduced it became "obscene."

Make of that what you will.


The Pale Moon Light

I love Nerve dating confessions because so many of the comments are so damn earnest.

But, it amazes me that people rarely have fun with it - after all it's a system that lets you post ANYTHING.

So, I say to all the bored people out there, let's see what we can come up with.

I just posted one reading: "I could love you if only you'd wear a werewolf mask and a ripped pleated miniskirt."

Can anyone beat that snark?