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August 15th, 2008

The Fury

My cat gets really angry when it rains.

Also, she always stares at me and hisses as though the rain is my fault and I should do something about it.

Bigfoot!

Dudes in Georgia have found Bigfoot.

The dead body is 7'7'' and weighs more than 500 pounds. No report on the size of his wang. (You know what they say about big feet.)

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Wet And Wild

Behold!

Wet Babe, a site for people who fetishize women in and around water.

They even have categories including bath, car wash, lake, milk, river, sea, swimming pool and wet T-shirt.

That's right - milk is its own category.

Mild Rant

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that the mainstream media wouldn't touch the John Edwards story for like three weeks after the National Enquirer started it's coverage - because they didn't think it was respectable journalism, and yet they have no problems running stories on Bigfoot, Ellen's upcoming wedding, the Montauk Monster, the winners of American Idol and whether or not the Olson twins will get immunity for testifying about Heath Ledger's death?

I mean, shit, I write about Bigfoot and Lohan and all that shit - but I'm a drunken pornographer.

It's my job to be tasteless and weird.

But, if I was getting paid to be an actual journalist, I'd want to cover actual news - and one of the Vice Presidential front runners banging a girl who is/was so fucked up that Jay McInerney was "appalled" by her behavior and Brett Ellis said she'd "blow you if you have an Amex card" is much closer to news than a rotting raccoon on a Long Island beach.

But, I'm not paid to be an actual journalist so instead I'm going to kick back in my new sun glasses.

I got myself a pair of Oakley sunglasses but I think Rome Girl would have been happier if I'd purchased Aviator sunglasses, Maui Jim sunglasses or Versace sunglasses.

Yay Dollar!

Aug. 15 (Bloomberg) -- The dollar headed for a fifth weekly gain against the euro, its longest winning streak in more than two years, as crude oil prices declined and economies from Germany to Japan contracted.

Against the euro, the dollar rose 1 percent to $1.4685 at 10:04 a.m. in New York, from $1.4826 yesterday. It earlier touched $1.4678, the strongest level since Feb. 20. The U.S. currency increased 0.6 percent to 110.41 yen, from 109.74. It earlier rose to 110.66, the strongest since Jan. 2. The euro traded at 162.15 yen, compared with 162.68.

Stolen From Jezebel

Cunt - The Game.

Kill bosses while avoiding things that might hurt you. Grab power-up items to aid you in your yourney.

Tips: Shooting vaginal opnings will cause cunt damage. Shaking the mouse will get bugs off your balls. Taking drugs will make you appear cool to others. Hit Esc to pause the game.

This Is For You, Lou!

Lesbians demand better porn.

And then, Fleshbot provides it!
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Ed Christman of Billboard.com reports that negotiations are underway for GUNS N' ROSES' long-delayed "Chinese Democracy" to come out as an exclusive at one of the big boxes — either Wal-Mart or Best Buy.

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