July 31st, 2008

From The Freelance Job Boards

Project Description:

What I need done:
I need for new Website about SANUK - the strongest and most sophisticated Dildo in the world a strong writer who can write with an emotional touch.

Other context/requirements that providers will need to know:
The target audience are women all over the world from 18 to .......
Therefore the English should be simple to read.

Next to the content of URL I look for article to use for press release for same item.

Loving LiLo

You know, I think it's cool that Lohan is now willing to make out with Sam Ronson in public.

On the other hand, isn't it sorta odd that they went to a bar called "Cock?"

Heres what the DJ had to say:

"Lindsay Lohan and DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson rolled up to my Monday night Twin Cheeks party at the Cock shortly before 3am last night and shut down the place with us at 4am, dancing to the Ting Tings' That's Not My Name and making small talk with the gays... The cute couple made out here and there but mostly enjoyed themselves, giving me the literal thumbs up at my playlist."

New Yorkers, help me out with this one - is pussy also welcome at Cock? Are there no bars in the area that would be more pussy on pussy friendly?

I want to understand!



An Inconvenient Truth

Hanging out in the Vert Anglais while working this week I've noticed an odd thing.

Often there is a line of boys and girls waiting to use the bathroom.

When the guys come out and notice there are girls waiting in line they always seriously scrub their hands at the sink.

The girls, on the other hand, almost unanimously simply look embarrassed and walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands at all.

What's up with that?

I thought girls were cleaner than dudes! Are girls shy about dudes knowing they just took a piss? Or do you think they are just doing drugs in there so the hand washing is not an issue? Are guys more likely overall to wash their hands after taking a wee?

I want to know... on the QT and very, very hush hush.