July 30th, 2008


Electric bill paid - with the help of Hippy IT Boy!

Got a $300 deposit from a client that will clear on Friday - when I'll be able to pay the Internet bill!

After that it's just the July rent that will remain a challenge.

Happy days!


I'm writing a sales letter today for a self help book designed to get rid of cellulite.

What's odd about it is that I had to have Rome Girl explain to me what cellulite was. I've never noticed it before and had no idea this was something women worried about.

The thing is, when I'm in a position to look at a woman's thighs or ass, I have better things on my mind than if they somehow look like "cottage cheese" or "oatmeal." I'm just worried about whether or not I'll get her panties off and what her bush will look like.

It's like I'm entering a world I never knew existed.

I'm So Intrigued By The Latest Drudge Headline

"New McCain ad to feature Britney Spears and Paris Hilton... Developing..."

Unfortunately, there is no link or story to go with it.

I hope it's him mud wrestling both of them, while the Hendrix version of the Star Spangled Banner plays in the background.

UPDATE: I found it! McCain compares Obama to a "celebrity" like Paris Hilton and Britney.

Because, clearly, he's young, blond, female and into cock.