July 26th, 2008

From The Freelance Job Boards

Project Description:

This is a very fast project I need 300 pages of text written. It will be used for press release. We are a web design company we do everything from web design to programming to 3d animation. I need you to write 100 articles about us. THis is extremely urgent work. Everything has to be original if it is not origianl I will ask for a refund. So you cannot copy the work from anywhere else. I dont have much money lowest bid wins. i need the first 50 pages done in 1 or 2 days and the rest can be done later.

1. can you finish the first 50 in 1 or 2 days.
2. please bid the lowest you can i dont have much money thanks

Budget: Less than $500

Nerd Trvia

If insomnia is good for nothing, it's good for thinking about nerdy shit.

So, here goes a round of nerd trivia questions/riddles. See how many you can get without Google or Wikipedia!

All questions have been vetted to make sure they meet the highest level of nerd standards.

1. What literary great was very familiar with the East Egg and West Egg communities?

2. Fill in the blank: "When I left you I was but a learner. Now I am the --------"

3. Which member of Motley Crue was once charged with killing someone?

4. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

5. What wasteful writer once contemplated whether he dared to eat a peach?

6. How many people did Jigsaw kill in the first Saw movie?

7. Which New Jersey community is Jason from Friday the 13th named after?

8. Name the red version of R2D2 in Episode IV - A New Hope

9. What band finally had a number one album after producer Bob Rock had the radical notion that their singer should actually learn how to sing?

10. Which television show garnered high ratings after introducing a recurring villain who seemed to be English but was actually the direct descendant of the Romanov dynasty?

11. Whose musical career was launched after he was spotted inside a clothing store named "Sex?"

12. Which singer didn't get any more nookie after he went on Howard Stern to complain that he hated going down on Britney Spears because her pubes were too rough and scratchy?

13. Which supermodel is in the casket in Guns N Roses "November Rain" video?

14. Name the first Real World cast member to ever get voted out of the house.

15. What rock star named his solo band the "X-Pensive Winos?"