"So I wont be back for a while. I have a sign on my computer, "DO NOT BLOG. EMBARRASSES CHILD. LACK OF GRAMMATICAL CORRECTNESS AND SPELLING MAKES ONE LOOK ON DRUGS FOR SOME REASON. DON'T START THINKING "BUT… BUT… BURROUGHS." IT'S A MYSPACE BLOG. DON'T DO IT!"
She's also pissed off at Trent Reznor for some reason (possibly relating to him having a disappointing penis size.)
Reading the recent Gawker/Jezebel/Slate etc... rants on how the "new gays" in New York look and and act an awful lot like straight hipsters got me thinking.
Because, really, there are only two discernable differences between the young "new gays" and hipsters.
1. Hipster males tend to smell bad. "New Gays" tend to bathe.
2. Hipster males tend to use cocaine. "New Gays" tend to use meth.
So, what's up the the coke/meth differential?
Are the "new gays" spending so much money on soap and clothes and laundry and stuff that they can't afford coke and are driven to a cheaper speed?
Or, does meth have some advantage sexually? (I'm thinking of the way amyl nitrate is used as a gay sex aide.) Is it just a fashion thing with cocaine being cool with hipsters while "tina" (as the gays call meth) is simply cool with the gays.