July 24th, 2008


We were rewatching Season Five of 24 last night and there's a scene where President Logan explains why he masterminded a plot to kill a former president and let nerve gas get into the hands of terrorists. It's because he wants to take control of oil fields in Asia. This is what he says:

"If oil one day costs more than $100 a barrel it will cause anarchy and destroy this country."


Married Dating

On the freelance job boards today there is someone looking for a book on "marital dating."

I wonder if they mean going on dates with their spouse.

I suppose that could be it - but if you google "married dating" this is the site that pops up.


We are going to throw out a proposal for the job either way because:

1. Rome Girl is great at writing relationship advice books and if it's about romancing your spouse she'll do an awesome job.

2. I'm pretty good at writing about dirty things and if it's a guide on how to cuckold your man, I supsect I could fairly easily find some research material on the subject.

Inquiring Minds Want To Know

As Gawker reports The National Inquirer is in some deep financial shit. Unless people start buying a shitload more copies they could go under.

In devious minds like mine this begs the question: what scandal would be big enough to sell an extra one or two million copies. I'll throw out ideas from deep in my reptile brain, but I'd love to hear your suggestions as well:

1. Britney Spears gets pregnant by either Obama or McCain. (If it's McCain he'll win the election hands down.)

2. It's discovered that Lohan has a penis.

3. Bea Arthur/Justin Timberlake/John Travolta love triangle.

4. Hannah Montana pregnant by "Amazing Batboy."

5. Tom Cruise leaves Katie for the underage Ali Lohan or Madonna's brother.

6. The younger Barbara Bush comes out of the closet and tries to break up Lohan/Ronson.

7. Laura Bush announces she's leaving Dubya for David Hasselhoff.

8. Timberlake engaged to Lance Bass.

9. Newt Gingrich announces his long running affair with Bill Clinton.

10. Elvis rises from the grave to run for president as an independent. Chooses Liz Taylor as running mate.



What's interesting about today's Fleshbot gallery of women in corsets is that all of the women seem to have at least some pubic hair.

I think this is the first time in years I've seen a gallery of girls where the vast majority of the women were not bare (except for galleries dedicated to bush.)

I wonder if there is some psychological connection between wearing a corset and keeping some of your pubes?