June 27th, 2008

Diary Of The Dead

George Romero's Diary of the Dead came out in France yesterday so Rome Girl and I went to see it.

"I can now officially say that I don't like zombie films," was her comment.

I like it. I didn't like it as much as Day of the Dead, but it's still a high end, pseudo communist, pseudo anarchist zombie metaphor B movie.

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Sex Sleep

I've never understood the stereotype that dudes want to go to sleep after sex - for me it's always been the opposite.

For example, after a movie date last night, Rome Girl and I did the naughty. Within about 30 minutes she was asleep - yet I was jazzed on endorphins for like two hours later.

This isn't to say I want to cuddle after sex or stay up talking about deep emotions. To be honest I want a drink of water or iced tea and a cigarette.

But, sleep within an hour after making pink meet pink would never happen.

I'm Just Saying

When some dude starts a thread in a cuckold forum labeled "How Many White Bitches Have You Gotten Pregnant" does he:

1. Think anyone will be convinced he's a "Virile Black Stallion?"

2. Actually believe he's going to get anything resembling a truthful response?

3. Not realize that he sounds like an absolute retard when he says in the post "how many women have given their womb to you?"

4. Not understand that cuckolding, interracial sex and impregnation are three distinct fetishes?

There's an option on this site where you can report a thread for "stupidity" - which is exactly what I'm going to do.

It still annoys me to realize that people this dumb are able to afford computers the Internet.

Shithead With An Interesting Idea

The lying douchebag who helped kill Sid Vicious World Famous Producer Malcolm McClaren has a weird new art project.

He's assembled a film of scenes from porn films (with the actual pussies, dicks and boobies edited out) and is going to project it from the Times Square Jumbotron.

I think it's some sort of sad plea for attention by an old wanker commentary on the Disneyfiction of Times Square.

Also he has some things to say about the dude he ripped off for millions of dollars his former protege John Lydon.

"There is something strange about Johnny Rotten condemning the 'fascist regime' in Vegas," he says. "But rock stars want to go on forever, even if theyhave to hobble onstage with a wooden leg."

New Peeps

Rome Girl just informed me that laughingwoman is in town today.

I've never met her in real life, just read her wonderful blog, but we are going to hook up for drinks ce soir la at the Vert Anglais!


P.S. Today my ads on LJ are:

Reasons Your Belly Is Fat

Crankshaft Machining

Lobbying Powerhourse


Wibledon en Live

LJ must have the worst software ever to match ads to someone's interests.

What the fuck is "Wibledon?"

Meme Stolen From Rome Girl Who Stole It From Someone Else

The most well-known part of the program is probably the 10 questions that come from the French series Bouillon de Culture hosted by Bernard Pivot; Lipton asks these of each and every guest on Inside the Actors Studio and the answers are often witty, always intriguing.

Since I don’t anticipate appearing on that stage anytime soon, I thought it would be fun to do on the blog; here are the questions and my answers:

1. What is your favorite word? Cockaholic
2. What is your least favorite word? Cunt
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Nicotine
4. What turns you off? Anyone taking anything particularly seriously or being pedantic.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Shitweasledouchemuncher
6. What sound or noise do you love? Distorted guitar
7. What sound or noise do you hate? The landlord knocking on the door.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? El Jefe of a small South American Country
9. What profession would you not like to do? Janitor on a scat porn set.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "We have a copy of Chinese Democracy."

What are your answers?

Please feel free to play along in the comments or post to your own blog!