June 17th, 2008

Clean And Dirty

One of the things I like about language is that it's possible to be really, really dirty, without saying a single dirty word.

Hence, my challenge for you. Come up with your favorite phrase that is completely filthy, but contains nothing but vanilla words. See if you can do it in English and one other language. If you only speak English, just stick to English.

Post the phrase in the comments and then a translation as to what it means (so we don't get confused by regional expressions.)

Here's my English entry:

"Paint the girl white." (to ejaculate on a girl's body.)

Here's my French entry:

Lecher le timbre
Literal Translation: To lick the stamp.
Dirty Translation: To eat a girl out.