So, now my stepmom has decided that she and my dad are, in fact, coming to France.
But, she doesn't want to stay in Montpellier for three days. Instead she wants Rome Girl and I to be on the boat with them for three days while we all ride it to Avignon.
I tried to blow it off with work stuff, but when she got all huffy and weird I just played the "crazy card."
I told her that I had an irrational fear of boats and would panic attack.
It's not entirely untrue since I'm sure I would have a panic attack if I was stuck on a boat with my family for three days.