One of the local buses always has a sign on it that reads "hors service." They never let me on, but I'd love to be on a bus that only services whores. I can never use the "hors service" ATMs either.
Another bus always has a sign that reads "Pas de loup" and all I can think is, "Thank goodness. I don't think they should ever let wolves on buses."
Today was the worst day ever!!
Food Dude knows I like to go out on the balcony so I can talk to Black Cat Who Lives On The Street (he's dreamy!) But, Food Dude also knows that I don't like being on the balcony when it's cold. So, we have a deal - he only opens up the balcony when he knows it's warm enough for my tender constitution. Anyway, today it was a little bit warm in the apartment, so I was glad when Food Dude opened the balcony. And then I went out and saw Black Cat and, I have to admit my heart did a few somersaults. Then, and I'm sure this is part of Food Dude's evil plan - suddenly water fell from the sky!!!!! It was like that evil thing Food Dude does in the bathroom once a day, but it came from all over!! Black Cat ran into an alley! I ran off the balcony but there was water, water everywhere and not the type you'd drink! It took me an hour of licking my fur to get myself presentable - and still the evil water fell from the sky! All I can say is someone is getting poo in his shoe tonight!