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May 24th, 2008

I Heart Bree!

Best line ever:

"Don't you try to win me back by simply throwing your calligraphy skills in my face."

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Fleet Week Poll

Poll #1192919 Fleet Week New York

Are Any Of You New York Girls Or Boys Going To Be A Fleet Week Party Favor?

Hell Yes! I'm A Port In A Storm!
0(0.0%)
Maybe - But Only If I Can Get A Hat As A Trophy
0(0.0%)
Yes! But I Want To Get Paid! Haven't They Been On A Boat For Three Months?
0(0.0%)
I Just Want To Make Out With A Guy In Uniform, Does That Count?
1(25.0%)
Ok, Wait. Maybe I Want To Lick The Balls Of And/Or Go Down On A Guy In Uniform. Surely That Counts!
0(0.0%)
No! What Kind Of Girl Do You Think I Am!
0(0.0%)
No! What Kind Of Guy Do You Think I Am!
1(25.0%)
No! I'm A Straight Boy Or A Lesbian And Balls Disgust Me!
0(0.0%)
No! I Have A Partner!
0(0.0%)
Maybe, But Only If We Have An Emotional Connection
0(0.0%)

Question

When you shower which do you wash first?

Your hair?

Your body?

Explain.

Deli-Licious

When it comes to food the French do most things right.

But they don't have a clue about sandwiches.

Sure, their bread is awesome! But, one slice of ham, plus two cornichons (tiny pickles) is not something that should be called a sandwich.

I wonder what the French think when they visit New York and see their first pastrami on rye?

Those Crazy Germans

BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- Police in southern Germany say they have removed a seven-month-old boy from his parents after they tried to sell him for one euro (US$1.57) over eBay.

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