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April 17th, 2008

I Know Where I'm Sending Dad

April 16 (Bloomberg) -- When a male resident at Kildegaarden nursing home in Denmark made an indecent sexual proposal to a member of the staff, the home's director, Inger Marie Kristensen, told a nurse to telephone for a prostitute.

There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,'' Kristensen said in an interview. ``We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.''

Bearnifornication

I think either tomorrow or Friday I'm going to write the Bear Hearthrob Article.

This would be dudes that bears would be way into. It doesn't have to be guys who are actually gay (in fact, the less gay the people are, the better/funnier the article will be.)

So, I'm trying to think of a list. This is just off the top of my head, but if you guys have any other ideas let me know who you think might be the Angelina Jolie of the Bear spank bank.

1. Homer Simpson

2. Riker from Star Trek

3. Kevin Smith

4. The Two ZZ Top dudes

5. Chewbacca

6. Grizzly Adams

7. Bigfoot

8. Fat Bastard

9. John Goodman

10 Drew Carey

The Blonde Lesbian Strikes Back

Blond Lesbian is moving back to Montpellier in a couple of weeks.

She's going to be working at the Vert Anglais!

Drunk straight girls of Monpellier watch out - she's coming to get ya!

Yummy

Blond brushing her hair.

At What Price Art

Ok, I'm a pretty liberal guy when it comes to free speech issues as they relate to art.

I liked Piss Christ. I dug Maplethorpe. Hell if someone wanted to paint canvasses with their own fecal matter and call it "art" I'd probably go along with it.

But, a recent Yale art major may have crossed the line.

For those of you who don't want to click the link, here is her art project in a nutshell.

1. She artificially inseminated herself "as often as possible."

2. Then she took abortifacient drugs to induce miscarriages.

3. Next, she filmed the miscarriages.

4. Then she collected the blood.

5. All of which will be presented in an exhibition.

File this under "Things that make you go ewwww!"

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