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April 4th, 2008

Puppies And Pissoirs And The Vert Anglais

One of the things that always confuses me about the Vert Anglais is the fact that on Thursday night when the band is playing the female patrons will often use the male toilet. I'm not sure how they do this since it is a urinal and not a "seat back."

In fact, here is a picture of the device in the men's room - can a girl please tell me how exactly they use this (it's about a meter off the floor.)


Now, on another note, there has been this girl who has come into the Vert Anglais a couple times this week with a roughly four week old puppy who is half black lab, half doberman. It urinates wherever it wants but we find it cute enough not to care. Here it is:



Finally, here are The Waves, a band that many females think are way cute:


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From The Freelance Job Boards Part Deux

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