The Vert Anglais, the best bar in Montpellier, France, is having a quiz night Wednesday.
It starts at 9 p.m. - which is also when happy hour starts!
The prize is a bottle of booze!
So, on Saturday UPS assured me that my bank card would be delivered "before noon" on Monday.
When noon happened and nobody showed up I called up the French office of UPS.
"Oh," the lady said. "When we realized we couldn't do morning delivery we decided to bring it on Tuesday instead."
"Why," I asked.
"Because you requested morning delivery so we assumed that you would not be home," she replied.
"I will be," I said. "This is an important package."
"We will try to get it to you this afternoon," she replied.
Now, to write the angry letter to UPS.
Since the new Terminal opened at Heathrow Airport on Thursday 300 flights have been canceled and 15,000 pieces of luggage have been lost.
British Airways CEO Willie Walsh commented that the situation "was definitely not British Airways' finest hour."
The British are so cute when they want to clever, aren't they?