March 23rd, 2008


Sometimes I want to dye my hair jet black.

Sometimes I want to dye my hair platinum blond.

But, my girlfriend is turned on by salt and pepper hair which I have naturally.

And she points out that if I do dye it people will think I'm just trying to get rid of my grey.

But that's not why I want to dye it.

I just want to look weird.

Jack's Back Baby. Jack's Back.

Years ago when I was 19 or 20 and my brother was 3 or 4, one easter morning I convinced him that if he planted his black jellybeans in the ground he'd grow beanstalks and be able to climb them and get magic gold.

He told my parents what he'd done and why after he "planted them."

My mom and him are still bitter about it.

How I Feel About Rome Girl ....

... as expressed by a great rock writer:

Well yeah I might have chased a couple of women around
All it ever got me was down
Then there were those that made me feel good
But never as good as I feel right now
Baby you're the only one thats ever known how
To make me wanna live like I wanna live now