March 19th, 2008

Singles Night Vert Anglais Best Bar Montpellier

Wednesday night the Vert Anglais is hosting "Secret Singles Night!"

Everyone who comes in will get a number to put on their chest.

Then your secret admirers will have the chance to hand the God of Romance an anonymous note to send to you!

They can either give you their own number or else just tell you how beautiful or handsome they think you are while remaining incongnito!

Better still happy hour with three euro pints is in effect from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. so you can build up your drunken courage!

All in all it's a night where you can drink cheap and get your sweet ass laid!

So, put down that iPod, shave your legs and trim your nose hair and get your ass down to the Vert Anglais.

The libido you save may be your own!

Niche Writing

On the freelance job boards today there is a dude that needs documents translated into "Old Norse."

I wonder how many freelancers there are in the world who could do that job?

Freelance Job Lead

I know there has to be some lady on my friend's list who would be perfect for this job:

What I need done: We need an ebook created for talking dirty. This should be from a womens perspective and should include categories like "how to get started" "thing to try" "tips & tricks" etc. We are leaving the flow of the ebook up to the author to some extent. It must be logically laid out with these thoughts kept in mind. The person reading the ebook will most likely be a women, they will want to learn how to talk dirty, they will need examples and just about step by step instructions on how to start, practice and become a pro so any man will want them.

Specific expertise I am seeking: We would like for a women to create this ebook if possible. However if you are a man and think you can pull this off then we will go that route as well.

Timeframe: Rough draft in 7-10 days for my review. Completed product with corrections in 14-18 days.

The ebook needs to be between 10-20 pages.

Arsenic And Old Lace

LOS ANGELES - Two elderly women accused of killing two transient men with a car so they could collect nearly $3 million in insurance money were videotaped talking about the scheme while in FBI custody, the prosecutor said in opening statements Tuesday.

"It's your fault," Olga Rutterschmidt, 75, told co-defendant Helen Golay, 77, in the tape played for the jury. "You can't have that many insurers. ... You were greedy. That's the problem."

Palpatine Makes Historic Speech

NEW YORK - (AP) - Sith Party Presidential Candidate Sen. Palpatine invoked history today, while taking on what he sees as a multi-generational rift between white Americans and the Dark Side of the Force.

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away," Palpatine began his historic address to the American people.

Palpatine said that the nation must break the "stalemate" that has dogged the nation since the Clone Wars.

"The anger is real," he said. "It is powerful, and to simply wish it away, to condemn it without understanding its roots, only serves to widen the chasm of misunderstanding that exists between the light and dark sides of the force. You must learn to control your fears and give into your anger."

The speech, at the National Constitution Center, was by far the most prominent airing of the Force in Palpatine's campaign to become the first Sith president.

Palpatine decided to address the nation because of growing concerns about incendiary statements made by his former mentor Darth Plagueis.

"I can no more disown him than I can disown the Sith community," Palpatine said. "I can no more disown him than I can disown Darth Maul- a man who helped kill for me and was eventually sacrificed for me and yet one day turned on me and tried to kill my apprentice, Anakin Skywalker."

Palpatine said it's not just Siths who are angry - some Jedi are, too, because they feel Siths have an unfair advantage through the use of red lightsabers.

Representatives of Palpatine rival, Sen. Obama, accused Palpatine of plagiarizing sections of the speech.

Obama Urged To Quit Race

WASHINGTON D.C. - (AP) Senior Homeland Security officials tonight urged Sen. Barak Obama to quit the presidential race "for his own safety and the safety of the nation."

"If the first serious black candidate for president is killed it will send shock waves through America for decades," said James "Jack" Bauer, the head of Homeland Security's CTU office. "We are doing everything we can to protect him, but honestly there is no time."

Bauer said that he hoped that Obama would leave the race in the next 24 hours.

"Even an hour later could lead to not only the Senator's death, but also a loss of ratings for many Fox affiliates," Bauer said. "Honestly, it's better for everyone if he is at risk for exactly 23 hours and 45 minutes."

Bauer said that CTU did have a suspect, identified only as "Nina" in the ongoing attempt on the Senator's life.

The District Division of CTU provided this photo of the suspect and asked the public to phone in - within the next 24 hours - if they managed to see her.


Sith Party Candidate Sen Palpatine offered to help in the search effort.

"If we find her, she will be encased in carbonite," Palpatine said.

Obama staffers rebuffed the efforts of both Homeland Security and Sen. Palpatine.

"Can I stay alive for the next 24 hours," Obama asked. "Yes, I can!"