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March 6th, 2008

Bad Timing

THE best sex should last between seven and 13 minutes, and even three-minute sex is "adequate", a major survey of US experts has concluded.

Fuck You, Pay Me!

10 Points to the first person to guess the headline reference.

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As If They Thought Of Rain

I highly recommend this clip of Pink singing "Sweet Child Of Mine" with an 80s cover band in West Hollywood.

It's 99 percent safe for work, except when the lead singer points at her and says "two in the pink."

Money - It's A Drag

I've been running at tab at my shrink for about a month now but a check cleared today so I gave her some of the money.

I then realized that shrinks are the one situation where when you pay them, they don't say "thanks" - they ask you how it feels to be paying them.

I'd love it if that was the case with all my bills. Like, if the phone company sent me a note after I paid them and asked me if it really made me happy to hand them $40 or if the bar staff asked me if I felt "empowered" giving them five bucks for a martini.

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