March 5th, 2008

Which Would You Rather

Authors Note: This post is a joke. It's also offensive. If offensive jokes about political figures bother you, stop reading. If anyone bitches that I'm being unfair or whatever, I'll delete your comment. It's a joke - got it?

Which would entertain you more in this election cycle:

1. If a tape of Obama giving a blow job with cocaine on his nostrils surfaced.

or

2. A tape of Hillary going down on Monica Lewinski turned up.

or

3. Angelina Jolie revealed that she's having Bill Clinton's baby.