By popular demand a post about sex and drugs and my cat.
But, it's interactive. See how many you can get.
Who recently broke their toe while having sex with a lassie at least 15 years younger than themselves and kept fucking all night long - not bothering to even take an aspirin or go to the doctor until the next morning?
Who is in such a state that she is literally howling for sex?
What drug has my doctor given me to keep me up all night?
Who is going to have some fun playing with girls in Paris next month?
Where will I be looking at naked ladies next Friday night?
Who did the walk of shame New Year's day?
Which darling lady is expecting a special delivery on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the new Guitar Hero champ at Vert Anglais?
The drunk ex pat writer knows. On the QT and very, very hush hush.