December 26th, 2007

A Very Britney Christmas


Britney's Christmas was crazy!

1. She drove around aimlessly for hours.

2. She then assaulted the paparazzi.

3. She also brought one member of the paparazzi to a hotel for sex - claiming that her house was too messy to fuck there. Who fucks the paparazzi? And doesn't she have maids?

4. She also went out in the middle of the night to buy Lucky Charms and laundry detergent. Why someone in a hotel would need laundry detergent is beyond me. Also, doesn't someone wash her clothes for her?

5. She did all this while wearing a leopard-print dress, pink wig and ripped fishnets.