November 26th, 2007

From The Freelance Job Boards

Project Description:

Hello,
I am looking for a boutique hairbow professional (fashion professional, elite hairbow maker) to work on an ebook project with video and pictures for me.
The project is related to hairbow making; an ebook that should teach readers how to make hairbows, open their own hairbow business and sell hairbows. The ebook should come with special hairbows designs as a start up for the reader as well as suppliers sources if the reader is to start his/her business.
The project should have an ebook with supported original pictures + a video.

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I've been doing some advertising work for a guy who promotes a shemale dating site.

He said that one of the problems with men who want to fuck shemales is when they pick up a woman in a bar that they think is a shemale only to discover they are a real female when they get them undressed.

Imagine that situation playing out in real life.

I mean, how exactly, do you tell a woman, "Um, sorry. I thought you had a penis under your skirt?"

Wet And Wild

I had a dream last night that I made a million dollars inventing a vibrating shower head that every woman in the world purchased to satisfy herself with.

But then at the end of the dream Al Gore broke into my house with a group of environmental police and arrested me for causing a worldwide water shortage.