Today on her blog Miss Expatria explains how to speak Italian if you visit Rome.
In that spirit I figured I might as well provide my easy translation guide to North Jersey - just in case you ever visit.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck: Hello
Eat shit and die: I disagree with your sentiments.
Shake it til you break it honey: I find you attractive
The guy's a dude!: He is a friend of mine.
Fucking awesome: I agree with your sentiments
What a fucking douche: He is not a friend of mine.
What a faggot: He is dating a woman I would like to date.
Fuck you: Hello.
No. Fuck you: Hello (used as a greeting in response to "fuck you.")
What the fuck?: A strange event just occurred.
Don't worry I'll pull out: This is a one night stand and I've already forgotten your name.
I won't cum on your face: I'm going to ejaculate on your face.
Nice tits: I like your blouse.
Nice ass: I like your skirt/pants.
Are you shitting me?: I'm surprised at what you just told me.
I shit you not: I am not making this up.
Feel free to add you own!