November 2nd, 2007

The Weirdness

So, Rome Girl called around and the reason the dude was pissed off at me is even stranger than strange.

While the dude is like 20 he also happens to be a new father. His baby momma is The Iceman's daughter.

Like two weeks ago the baby had to go back to the hospital overnight for some blood work.

Rome Girl had told some friends of ours that she was worried about the baby. This got back to the dude who then became convinced that Rome Girl was happy that the baby was sick.

So this is the math - The Iceman tells me that he's worried about the baby. I tell Rome Girl that The Iceman is worried. She tells other people that the Iceman is worried and then they tell the dude who decides he needs to kick my ass for strange karmic reasons.

I am sooooooo glad I'm not 20 anymore.

Budgeting

Dudes and babes, you have to check out Britney Spears' budget.

The girl has a $50,000 a month mortgage, spends $102,000 a month at bars, clubs and restaurants and buys $16,000 worth of clothes a month.

How, exactly, do you buy $16,000 worth of clothes every month?

And, I'm a pretty serious drinker but I'm not sure I could possibly spend more than about $10,000 a month on booze and food even if I tried!

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