November 1st, 2007

The Cruelest Cut Of All

Jezebel today tackles the issue of circumcision.

This is an issue that comes up in expat circles a good deal. Mainly because American girls come to Europe with the fantasy of having a hot Euro love affair, then get grossed out when for the first time in their lives (I'm talking about 19 to 20 year old student girls) see an uncut penis. They then spend the next three weeks telling anyone who will listen that they are only going to fuck American and/or Jewish dudes for the rest of their trip.

But, in that case we are talking about relatively unexperienced girls.

Since I know that most of my female readers are sluts far from inexperienced - I'd like to throw out the question:

Do you care if the guy is cut or uncut?

If so, why?


Baby, did you ever wonder?

Wonder whatever became of me?

I'm hungover and writing about Cincinnati.

Cincinnati for boys who like the peen!


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Chest Thumping

So, I'm hanging out tonight and this dude comes up to me and starts giving me shit because some other dude had told him that Rome Girl had talked shit about him.

I respond "I really don't want to get into an argument about what Rome Girl said to people and I really don't want to talk to you."

Dude then pushes his chest into my chest and I push mine into his and he backs down.

I then decide that the cool vibe for the night has been broken and decide to finish my beer and go home.

As I'm walking away I hear one of my friends yell "Bart! Run!"

Two seconds later I'm on my back with this fucktard strangling my throat and kicking me in the kidneys.

Luckily, it was right outside my local bar and people pulled the motherfucker off of me.

The weird thing is that I've been in bar fights before but I've always known exactly why the dude was pissed at me.

Tonight I have no idea.