September 26th, 2007

Retro Or Modern

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Text Message Conversation With Coma White

Coma White: MARILYN MANSON 17 th nov. We going? xxxx

DEPW: Fuck??? Seriously?

Coma White: Yes!

DEPW: Fuck.

Coma White: Can you find out online if it's really happening? I really want to go.

(Several Minutes Go By)

DEPW: Yes. It's confirmed online. If you are curious it's called the "Rape of the World" tour.

(Several Minutes Go By)

Coma White: It's done. I bought the tickets. I just have to collect them. Then we can rape.

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DEPW: Awesome

So Which Shirt Do I Wear To The Manson Show

The one that says:

"Fuck Retirement And College Funds!"

or

"Kill Your Parents"

or

(On the front)

"God Is Nowhere"

(On the back)

"God Is Now Here"

or

"When I'm God Everybody Dies"

or

(On the front)

"You Said You Want A Revolution"

(On the back)

"I Say You Are Full Of Shit."