September 19th, 2007

Shoppi

Last night I went to Shoppi to buy frozen pizza, drain cleaner and apple juice.

When I got to the counter I was told that the same law the prohibits buying beer during the world cup also applies to apple juice, because it comes in a glass container.

Are rugby fans really so insane that when denied beer they will use apple juice as a weapon?

Oswald Was A Fag

I find it amusing, though also sorta sad, that when you visit Dallas tourism sites almost all of them in one way or another say at the top of their "main attractions" page, "Yes, you can visit the fucking book depository."

How weird is it that that has become the number one tourist attraction for the city.

Sadder still is the next most commonly mentioned attraction is "Southfork Ranch."

I Am So Butch

I just fixed the clog in my sink, by like using tools and a bucket and taking off something called the "U-Pipe" and getting splattered by gunk and then putting the whole assembly back together and it actually worked.

I feel so manly!

Of course, it was Miss Darling who explained to me both how to do this and that I'd have to pay someone 150 euros to do it if I couldn't figure it out on my own.