August 30th, 2007

Popular - Not!

Today I got five notifications of messages from girls on the Nerve personals.

I felt all good looking and popular!

Then I went to Nerve and found out that all of the messages were sent in 2005 and for some reason Nerve decided to wait and not tell me about them until today.

Rats!

Attitude

"How are you doing," Rome Girl asked.

"Good," Drunk Ex Pat Writer said. "I've downloaded the entire Misfits discography."

"Man," Rome Girl said, "you should listen to that as much as you can before I get back."

"You really think so," Drunk Ex Pat Writer responded.

"Dude, stop and think about what I just said," Rome Girl replied. "Think about it in your mind and ask yourself what I meant."

"Oh," Drunk Ex Pat Writer responded.

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