July 19th, 2007

cortocorto's Harry Potter Meme

Write your own Harry Potter ending based on the movie, TV show, book or Broadway musical of your choice. I did one yesterday on my blog and cortocorto now has one on his.

Just for shits and giggles I'll do another now:

At the begining of the novel we discover that Herminone is pregnant with Ron Weasley's love child. Harry, is of course asked to become the baby's godfather.

He spends the rest of book tracking down the names and addresses of all of death eaters and destroying the Voldemort Horcruxes. Meanwhile, the students that he taught the Defense Against The Dark Arts to in The Order of the Phoenix rally to his side.

In the climactic final scene Harry is in the church with Herminone and Ron and their baby for the chirstening. As the priest begins the service the book gives us scenes from around London of Harry's minions breaking down doors and killing all of the Death Eaters one by one with various forbidden spells.

Finally we see Harry enter the Ministry of Magic, where the Ministers get on their knees and kiss his ring.

On the wall a painting of Dumbledoor begins to weep as we notice that harry's eyes have gone black.

It is then and only then that we realize that all along Harry and Tom Riddle have been one and the same.

Fun Friday

During the day tomorrow we have the Tour de France come through Montpellier.

Then, at night, the Harry Potter book goes on sale.

I don't know if I'll be able to take all the excitement!