June 27th, 2007

The Good Old Days

The CIA just released a shitload of classified documents about evil, yet very very cool, shit they did in the 1960s and 1970s.

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What's really sad isn't that this stuff happened. What's sad is that today we have a CIA that can't find Bin Laden, has a limited number of Arabic speakers and let's face it, probably couldn't even find a Rambaldi device if they had Sloane, Sark and Irena Derevko to help them.

Yet at one point they were hot shit enough to:

1. Test LSD on America citizens
2. Wiretap and spy on journalists/civil rights dudes.
3. Smuggle poison pills to Momo Giancana in an attempt to waste Castro
4. Monitor mail between the US and the Soviet Union.

Werewolf Women Of The SS

I don't know why I find Rob Zombie's fake Grindhouse trailer so funny, but I do.

Fair warning this contains:

1. Very NSFW content.
2. Nicholas Cage

If either one offend you, don't click on it.

Things The World Doesn't Need Part 763562

A company is marketing a patch that women can wear on their skin to make themselves horny.

You are not only supposed to wear this patch, but are advised to sniff it every so often in order to keep your libido up and running.

Wouldn't it be easier to simply date a guy you like and who knows how to communicate with you and turn you on?

I don't know about you guys, but I'd be creeped out if I was on a date with a girl and she kept sniffing what appeared to be a nicotine patch on her forearm.

Master Of Irony

When you pull up "Metallica Radio" on AOL not only does it give you a radio station with nothing but James and Lars it also pulls up an ad that reads "Get this artist on Napster."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

New Jersey Joke

Courtesy of incuidicetutto otherwise known as Rome Girl.

A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey ."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"
She replies "Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Freehold."

Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Point Pleasant ."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"
"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"
Squirt

Mommyz And Daddyz Not Fair!

Dis is Squirt.

Mommyz and Daddyz r sleeping.

I am mad.

On de Internets manyz sites say dat catz can haz cheesburgers.

I never haz cheezburgers.

No catz ever haz cheezburgers.

Internets lie.

Mommyz and Daddyz not fair!

Dey has cheesburgers!

Freedom!!

Squirt - Chaircat Of De Kittenz Liberations Front For Cheezburgers!